I'm not going to explain this one, so just watch it.

How to Keep Fit

Yes, I realize that all I ever talk about is Japanese TV, but the very good reason for that is that Japanese TV is freakin' awesome. Here is a sample from one of my favorite short programs from NHK, the Japanese public broadcasting channel. It is called "Salaryman Taiso" or Salaryman Stretches. Theoretically, it is meant to teach businessmen how to stretch, but really it teaches them how to prance like young deer. Please pay special attention to the English at the end. Also, at one point the announcer suggests having your wife put your shoes on for you, and says that such chores are the basis of a successful marriage. I am so glad we have these people to teach us about successful marriages.

Future Ex-Wife #62

Tomoko Kawase is the lead singer and lyricist of one of my favorite Japanese bands, the brilliant green. However, I am in love with her more for her solo projects. Most recently, she has been a solo-rocker named Tommy Heavenly6, but prior to that she was Tommy February6, the coolest synth-pop artist in the Universe. The awesomeness of Tommy February6 lies in the concept behind the character: according to Naoya, Ms. Kawase (notice I do not use her married name--to do so would be admitting defeat) modeled the character on her perception of a lame, unpopular, Lisa Frank-type American teenage girl. Below is my favorite of her videos, but those interested should also do a youtube search for "Every Day at the Bus Stop".

What else is awesome about Tommy February6? Her two trademarks: pink microphone and hip flask. Genius.