This video has everything.

Otsuka Ai - CHU-LIP
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Urinals, vaginal orifices, air guitarists, who could ask for anything more? This video --CHU-LIP by Otsuka Ai-- actually came out some time ago, but some of us don't have cable and can't see these things until our boyfriends tell us we had better look them up.

Once again my day started when a great poop...

There's a series of one minute cartoons on NHK (Japanese bublic broadcasting) meant to teach children about proper use of the potty, including when to go and what to do when you pee yourself. Naturally, I (The Pope of Poop) am fascinated by this show. Here is the first episode I ever saw, which started my obsession:


The song goes something like this:
"Once again my day started/ when a great poop/ came out so today/ I will be so happy/ will be so happy/ will be so happy!


Here's another classic, this time with English subtitles.


And finally, for a bit of tradition (nationalism, even?), the Japanese-style squat toilet version.


My love affair with Pants Pankurou (specifically Toire-sama, or Great And Honorable Mr. Toilet) has been going strong for some time now, and so for our two-year anniversary, Naoya bought me a giant stuffed Toire-sama.